We totally hate it when a Bollywood
song loses its spirit for the lack of right tunes or right dance steps.
But we can absolutely overlook just about anything if Salman Khan is in
the frame! Here's listing down five things that would have annoyed us if
these were not from Salman's movies!
#1: That he doesn't really need dance steps! He only needs to
shake his beefed-up biceps! Or, invent a more innovative way of wearing
his glasses than how Rajinikanth does it! Or better still, just go
treasure-hunting into the pockets of his trousers! And he's set to floor
you!
#2: That his songs not only need no rehearsed dance steps, but can also cast a spell without sensible lyrics! Sample this – Dhink Chika Dhink Chika, Kendi Pon Pon Pon, Bodyguard title track, Munni Badnam Hui, Humka Peeni Hai. And here's the limit – Pon Pon Pon!
#3: That all his hairstyles are guaranteed to set trends – no matter even if they make you look like a total loser! Growing your hair long (Bobby Deol failed miserably to make it all the rage) or having bouncy bangs on your forehead (a la MujhseShaadi Karogi)
or even flaunting a buzz cut was still fine. His true loyalists proved
their devotion when they fought with their parents and girlfriends and
went ahead with the below one!
#2: That his songs not only need no rehearsed dance steps, but can also cast a spell without sensible lyrics! Sample this – Dhink Chika Dhink Chika, Kendi Pon Pon Pon, Bodyguard title track, Munni Badnam Hui, Humka Peeni Hai. And here's the limit – Pon Pon Pon!
#3: That all his hairstyles are guaranteed to set trends – no matter even if they make you look like a total loser! Growing your hair long (Bobby Deol failed miserably to make it all the rage) or having bouncy bangs on your forehead (a la Mujhse
#4: That there will be at least one so-called quirky line in
each of his films that will become the film's USP! All the marketing
strategies be damned! They just need to play and replay and replay those crazy one-liners on the TV, and packed cinema-halls are guaranteed! As he says, "Zindagi Mein Teen Cheezein Kabhi Underestimate Nahi Karna – I, Me And Myself." We totally believe!
#5: That he romances actresses almost half his age and never looks ammm... let's say even five years older than them! Time to use betterproducts , girls! Or, you can just take an appointment with his make-up experts!
#5: That he romances actresses almost half his age and never looks ammm... let's say even five years older than them! Time to use better
Soures -www.pinkvilla.com/
